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Mechanical Work
As always, working on most anything is potentially dangerous and carries risk. If you attempt the upgrades or projects shown in these articles please use common sense and work safely. If you have any questions or something is not clear to you while reading this, stop and get additional advice before proceeding. To protect yourself, learn all that you can about the specific project from the various sources available. Don't attempt any of these projects unless you understand completely what it entails and what you must have and do to accomplish a safe installation. Every project is unique however similar it may look. Get the advice and guidance of a knowledgeable friend or a certified mechanic before attempting any of the modifications that you view on this, or any web site for that matter.
Electrical Work
About electrical stuff. Poor wiring, or poor wiring practices, on any type of car can, and will, cause them to damage wiring, electrical and electronic parts, and may cause them to burst into flames and can cause serious damage to either you and/or your car. I say again, get the advice and guidance of a knowledgeable friend or a certified mechanic before attempting any of the modifications that you view on this or any web site. I am not responsible for any damage that may result from these changes.